SMIZING! (Taken with instagram)
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why….why am i not Smushing this right now!
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Ok, so this is what he just said….
Him: Why would u do that, it’s like, wrong on so many levels
Me: because I love you….
Him: how could u love me if all u want is sex… That’s not love that’s infatuation
Me: Brian!, I dont just want sex, it’s just sometimes the only way to get you away from work stuff is to start to bicker a little.. And it just kinda leads to that…
Him: if u wanted me to work less just say so.. But I want to work more so me and you can do more stuff together.. Sex is free, but bungee jumping , rock climbing and lets face it, when we go shopping your a store GOD.. So I feel like I have to work double shifts to make you happy
Me: Bri…I don’t care about, your money or your work ethics.. I just care about being with you
Him: really…
Me: okay your work ethics need a little help.. But I can live with it
Him: now that’s the Alan I know and love
Me: huh?, what did I do differently that I dont already do…
Him: Alan, the real u is the guy u always gets the last word in… Your never happy with anything and if something doesn’t go your way you turn into the biggest bitch
I’ve ever seen.. It’s almost like your going through your terrible 2’s all over again! And that’s why I love you.. There’s something about you that’s so captivating that I can’t just let go….
Me: I dont even know what to say right now…. I’m crying….
Him: Just say yes….
Me: what? Is this what I think it is?
Him: if u think it’s a marriage proposal then…
Me… OMG
him: your wrong.. Say yes to being with me and handling my crazy work antics and insane family and loving me just as much as I love you, i chant even explain what I would do without you Alan… You the bread to my butter, the egg to my sausage…
Me: Oh Brian, yes I do love you btw. Where r u, cuz the find my friends thing says your going towards me….
Him: be there soon….
Me: I’m confused this is how this started to begin with
Him: maybe I fight for the same reasons….
Me: this is why I love you!
Him: I love u to Pluto and back…
THIS IS THE GUY IM LOOKING FOR!!!!!!!!!
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